Threats

Let’s talk business.
 
Wait, not that kind of business!

I didn’t hack you, I just read your chat logs.
 
That’s cool, right?

This is from our company accountant, concerning work requests.
This would be funnier if he was actually black.

This guy from chat was always bugging me to send him naked pics.
 
I think his name was Mark Foley… or Larry Craig… something republican.