Guilt Trips

Your tears are getting in the way of my cybersex.

The thing I like about religion is how it brings us all together.
 
I mean, just look at Iraq.
 

 
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I dump guys who don’t call too.
 
But they’re never, ever allowed to get over it. Ever.

I didn’t hack you, I just read your chat logs.
 
That’s cool, right?

This was a “high-priority,” company wide message from management about our kitchenette.
I just don’t know why they had to bring Mom into it.

This guy from chat was always bugging me to send him naked pics.
 
I think his name was Mark Foley… or Larry Craig… something republican.